I asked the girl at the coffee shop out on a date. Unfortun… - Jarod Kintz

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I asked the girl at the coffee shop out on a date. Unfortunately she said no, probably because I asked her out to coffee.

Jarod Kintz

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I asked the girl at the coffee shop out on a date. Unfortunately she said no, probably because I asked her out to coffee. - Jarod Kintz

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