What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn't used to have to do that. But now I do. - Tina Fey

Donna was an enigma wrapped in bacon wrapped in a crescent roll.

Despite explosive violence in the West Bank this week, negotiators remain hopeful that a U.S.-sponsored summit could end the conflict. Israeli and Palestinian officials say they are eager to sign an agreement so they can dip it in gasoline, light it on fire and throw it at each other.

I felt like that character in Flowers for Algernon. Not Charlie, the lady teacher from the college who realizes, 'I've got to stop dry-humping this mentally challenged guy!