Leadership is being the first to put others second. Wait, that’s not right. That’s politics. - Jarod Kintz

The beautiful part about killing someone with an icicle is the murder weapon melts and then evaporates. And your assassination can be fruit flavored!

My coffee cup is empty. Why don't you pour your love in and wake up my soul?

I had a dream about you. Our relationship faded from red to white, and somewhere in the middle, in the pink zone, I told you I loved you and you returned it. However, at white, our relationship went black and I sought red in the arms of another woman.