I like how cats’ ears can flip inside out. It’s as if they’… - Jarod Kintz

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I like how cats’ ears can flip inside out. It’s as if they’re saying, Keep talking, human, but I’m not even listening.

Jarod Kintz

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks · February 8, 2012 Verified in 1 source Sign up to see the complete provenance

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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I like how cats’ ears can flip inside out. It’s as if they’re saying, Keep talking, human, but I’m not even listening. - Jarod Kintz

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