Great earrings would be little speakers, so she can hear be… - Jarod Kintz

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Great earrings would be little speakers, so she can hear better. Or maybe she just wasn’t listening all those times I told her I loved her.

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Great earrings would be little speakers, so she can hear better. Or maybe she just wasn’t listening all those times I told her I loved her. - Jarod Kintz

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