Love is meant to be taken seriously, like a joke. - Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz Day — it’s not just my birthday, but it should be a holiday that’s mandatory to celebrate, punishable by death if you don’t. It’ll be a holiday that honors freedom.

On a scale of 1 to extroverted, I’m a 3.14159. So is pi. I network like “the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.” Thanks, Wikipedia!

Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries.