She asked me how I slept. Knowing she meant quality of slee… - Jarod Kintz | Quotewise

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She asked me how I slept. Knowing she meant quality of sleep, I said I slept naked. It’s true. Ask any of the joggers who saw me sleepwalking.

Jarod Kintz

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