When anybody asks me what time it is, I always say, “Yesterday, plus 24 hours. - Jarod Kintz

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I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy.

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I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for days. In fact, I’m still going on about her.

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Just because it’s called freelancing, doesn’t mean you work for free. If you charge nothing, people will assign an equal value to your work.

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