If I knew what you’d do, exactly when you knew what you’d d… - Jarod Kintz

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If I knew what you’d do, exactly when you knew what you’d do, then I’d either be you or I’d be God. And we both know I’m not you.

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If I knew what you’d do, exactly when you knew what you’d do, then I’d either be you or I’d be God. And we both know I’m not you. - Jarod Kintz

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