Do not choose for your wife any woman you would not choose for a friend if she were a man.

She doesn't deserve it [to be raped] because she's very bad, because she's very ugly. She's not my type, I'd never rape her. I'm not a rapist, but if I was, I wouldn't rape her because she doesn't deserve it.

It is better to be first with an ugly woman than the hundreth with a beauty.

You should never make someone a priority who views you as an option.

The lady's not for turning up.

She says it's really not very flattering to her that the women who fall in love with her husband are so uncommonly second-rate.

(Responding to Silvio Berlusconi's provocation: ‘She is more beautiful than intelligent’) Evidently I am a woman who is not at his disposal.

Were I a real master of intrigue, I would not have the reputation for being a master of intrigue.

...y, por dejarlo claro, el amigo del género humano, no lo es mío.

I wouldn't vote for me if I believed Tara Reade.

[He] wasn't interested in meeting the kind of women who would come to one of those places looking for the kind of man who hoped to meet a woman there.

I hope the first bootlegger I get is not the 'first woman bootlegger'

Being a female, she spurns him on.

(Sylvia at typewriter) A lady never offers a new lover a complimentary tooth brush, razor and sewing kit the next morning.