A can’t in a can — it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love. - Jarod Kintz

How to duplicate yourself: hang out with the same people and say the same things all the time. The you of today is a clone of the you from yesterday.

When anybody asks me what time it is, I always say, “Yesterday, plus 24 hours.

Water can be as hard as ice and as soft as fog, which is why my love is so drinkable, because it is fluid and forgiving. It's easy to love until there's nothing left. Eventually, the water runs out, the ice melts, and the fog fades into an abyss.
-Jarod Kintz and Karen Quan