Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said:… - Emo Philips

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Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: "A truck!"

Emo Philips

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About Emo Philips

Emo Philips (born Philip Soltanec 7 February 1956) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, voice actor, writer and producer. He is known for his eccentric appearance, surreal humor, and the bizarre cadence of his voice in the delivery of his lines.

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Birth Name: Philip Soltanec

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Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: "A truck!" - Emo Philips

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