Movie actors are just ordinary mixed-up people—with agents. - Jean Kerr

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself—like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

You can't sleep until noon with the proper élan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count).

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want—an adorable pancreas?