Jack: Yeah, then we ran out of water. For three weeks we co… - Jack Benny

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Jack: Yeah, then we ran out of water. For three weeks we couldn't even take a bath.

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Jack Benny (February 14, 1894 – December 26, 1974), born Benjamin Kubelsky, was an American comedian, vaudeville performer, and radio, television, and film actor. He was one of the biggest stars in classic American radio and was also a major television personality.

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