Envy the kangaroo. That pouch setup is extraordinary; the b… - Rita Rudner

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Envy the kangaroo. That pouch setup is extraordinary; the baby crawls out of the womb when it is about two inches long, gets into the pouch, and proceeds to mature. I'd have a baby if it would develop in my handbag.

Rita Rudner

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Rita Rudner (born 17 September 1953) is an American comedian and writer.

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