I went out to eat on a restaurant’s opening night. It was packed! I guess people heard I’d be dining there and came to adore me. - Jarod Kintz

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I went out to eat on a restaurant’s opening night. It was packed! I guess people heard I’d be dining there and came to adore me.

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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