If there’s a 50% chance of rain, I guess it means it’ll be … - Jarod Kintz

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If there’s a 50% chance of rain, I guess it means it’ll be half sunny. Relationships are similar, with my love being sunny and your love being cloudy.

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If there’s a 50% chance of rain, I guess it means it’ll be half sunny. Relationships are similar, with my love being sunny and your love being cloudy. - Jarod Kintz

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