You can share in my joy, but I don’t want to share my miser… - Jarod Kintz

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You can share in my joy, but I don’t want to share my misery. No, I want to give away my misery. Go ahead, take it all.

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You can share in my joy, but I don’t want to share my misery. No, I want to give away my misery. Go ahead, take it all. - Jarod Kintz

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