You can share in my joy, but I don’t want to share my miser… - Jarod Kintz

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You can share in my joy, but I don’t want to share my misery. No, I want to give away my misery. Go ahead, take it all.

Jarod Kintz

99 Cents For Some Nonsense · June 16, 2012 Verified in 1 source Sign up to see the complete provenance

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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You can share in my joy, but I don’t want to share my misery. No, I want to give away my misery. Go ahead, take it all. - Jarod Kintz

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