I never drink water because of the disgusting things that f… - W. C. Fields

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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

W. C. Fields

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About W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields (29 January 1880 – 25 December 1946), born William Claude Dukenfield, was an American actor, comedian and juggler.

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Alternative Names: W.C. Fields • William Claude Dukenfield • William Claude Fields

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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - W. C. Fields

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