I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.

No water—I never touch water. Fish make love in it.

I don't eat fish because there is no such thing as sustainable fishing in the world right now.

You’ll never fashion anything clever by drinking water!

I will never buy a fish tank, because I don't believe in supporting the funding of aquatic war machines.

I never drink...wine.

You never oughta drink water when it ain't runnin'.

I don’t drink water, because if water can erode rock, think what it can do to flesh.

If bright water you stain with mud, you nevermore will find it fit to drink.

Nunca bebo agua, me preocupa que pueda convertirse en un hábito.

The story goes that a polite young lady journalist invited him to lunch at Chasen's in hope of a story. Lunch in his case was a liquid affair, and left him uncommunicative. Noticing the passion with which he shooed away the hovering waiter with the ice water jug, she seized an opening. "Mr. Fields, could you tell me the reason for your well-known aversion to water?" "Delighted, my dear," he replied with suddenly increased bonhomie. "Never touch the stuff—very unhealthy. Fish fuck in it."

I don’t like jumping in the ocean and pretending to be a fish. I don’t surf and I don’t enjoy swimming. ...I don’t enjoy fishing either. I must come from a line of beasts that lived on the beach but not in the ocean.

It's absolutely, completely and totally reprehensible. And as you know from the Italian expression: The fish stinks from the head down. But I can tell you two fish that don't stink, and that's me and the President.

People are not finding potable water and you're bringing me juice? No.