I drank so much booze I was bamboozled. Alcohol makes my mi… - Jarod Kintz

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I drank so much booze I was bamboozled. Alcohol makes my mind as discombobulated as love makes my heart. I’d sure appreciate it if you poured me a large glass of romance.

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