I remember one time some guy put caviar in my omelet, and I… - Jarod Kintz

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I remember one time some guy put caviar in my omelet, and I had to complain saying, “Excuse me, you idiot, but there are eggs in my omelet.” He didn’t know how to respond, probably because he felt so foolish.

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