I collect collectivisms. I’ve already got socialism and com… - Jarod Kintz

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I collect collectivisms. I’ve already got socialism and communism, and all I need is fascism to complete the set. I’m looking to trade my dusty democracy, but Uncle Sam isn’t interested in a deal at this time.

Jarod Kintz

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