As you may be aware, Louis XIV built Versailles, a large, drafty place full of Louis Quatorze furniture and Madame de Montespan. - Will Cuppy

As llamas have never heard of oxygen, they do not miss it.

As Catherine learned later that night [her wedding night], Russia makes strange bedfellows. Peter got into bed with his boots on, played with his collection of dolls for an hour or so, and told the Grand Duchess about his new mistresses. [Footnote: He had no mistresses, really, but he thought he had. It was all in his head.]

[Footnote] It's easy to see the faults in people, I know; and it's harder to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there.