People still, old people, insist on picking up the phone and saying their home number, why are you doing that? What a complete waste of time. [imitat… - Michael McIntyre

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People still, old people, insist on picking up the phone and saying their home number, why are you doing that? What a complete waste of time. [imitating old person] "020767944!" [exasperated person on other end] "I know that, I've just dialled it! It's the last thing I did on earth was dial those numbers. Do you open the front door and say your address? It's the same principle."

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About Michael McIntyre

Michael Hazen McIntyre (born 21 February 1976) is a British comedian.

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Birth Name: Michael Hazen James McIntyre
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