I’d rather sell one thing for one million dollars, than sel… - Jarod Kintz

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I’d rather sell one thing for one million dollars, than sell one million things for one dollar each. I feel the same about my love and women.

Jarod Kintz

This Book is Not for Sale · 2011 Verified in 1 source Sign up to see the complete provenance

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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I’d rather sell one thing for one million dollars, than sell one million things for one dollar each. I feel the same about my love and women. - Jarod Kintz

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