With all the money my uncle embezzled over the years, it's no surprise he lives in a gated community. But what is amazing, however, is that he someho… - Jarod Kintz

This is what I believe to be the progress of a writer. You write 10 things, of which one of them will be great. You then write 11 things, of which two of them will be great. Then you write 12 things, of which four of them will be great. Then you write 13 things, of which eight of them will be great. Finally you write 14 things, of which 16 of those 14 things will be great.

What is the shape of love? Is it shaped like you? For me it is, but for you maybe it is shaped like me.

I have a real problem keeping friends. I'm always running out of space in my freezer.