A little tiny person with nothing to worry about running in circles, worried out of her mind. - Tina Fey

In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history's worst decisions [...].

Instead of trying to fit an impossible ideal, I took a personal inventory of all my healthy body parts for which I am grateful: Straight Greek eyebrows. They start at the hairline at my temple and, left unchecked, will grow straight across my face and onto yours.

There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.