I think it's clever how Rome have kept a load of old stuff. There's no overheads, yet people are going over there to see it. - Karl Pilkington

The first time you watch it you'll probably cry a bit. The second time you watch it you will probably think - boy that would be bad having a head like that being picked on - the third time you are probably thinking, er, how does he get his jumper on, er, then dunno probably bored of it the fourth time. But, but it's well worth watching.

Just been into the zoo, 'avin a look round an that. Went into the, er, into the aquarium. Mental, the amount of fish that are knockin' about

What do dogs do? Sniff each other's arse. They don't knock about going "Let's try a chatup line."