Empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I used to … - Jarod Kintz

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Empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I used to have for her. Now all I’m left with is this yummy taco.

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My expectations are sky low, because I’m standing on a mountaintop.

-Do you see that?
-Yeah, what is it?
-That’s the truth.
-How can you tell it’s the truth?
-Because it’s ugly.

Love burns. Whiskey burns. George Burns. What do all three have in common? They’re all dead to me.

Empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I used to have for her. Now all I’m left with is this yummy taco. - Jarod Kintz

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