What is an elegant woman? An elegant woman is a woman who despises you and who has no hair under her arms. - Salvador Dalí

Que hablen de uno, aunque sea bien

One morning with Ripolin [French paint] I painted a new-born that I then left to dry on the tennis-court. After two days I found it bristling with ants that made it move to the anesthetized, silent rhythm of sea-urchins. However I at once realized that this newborn child was none other than the pink breast of my girlfriend, being frenetically eaten by the shining, metallic thickness of the phonograph. But it wasn't her breast either: it was little pieces of my cigarette paper nervously grouped around the magnetic topaz of my fiancees ring.

The sole difference between myself and a madman is the fact that I am not mad!