She longed for cutlasses, pistols, and brandy; she had to make do with coffee, and pencils, and verbs.

His taste for heavily-armed girlfriends did have potential drawbacks.

I’m drinking. It’s my biggest hobby.

Most women have a distaste for guns, and I am no exception.

Her weapon is her mouth. And it’s loaded and fully automatic.

Sometimes, to please the ladies, we drop down our weapons pretending we are civilized.

Let's smell like women, armed to teeth with rage!

My hobbies include rubbing my nipples across a cheese grater, meeting cat ladies on Tinder, and voting for either Democrat or Republican every four years. You could say I am a torture enthusiast.

Women like balls and assemblies, as a hunter likes a place where game abounds.

In Kazakhstan the favorite hobbies are disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis.

…no matter whether it was day, evening, or weekend, because she was an FBI agent, Nicole had to be fit and ready for duty at all times. She rarely drank more than a single glass of wine in the evening, and she carried her Glock to dinner, to the grocery store, and to her kid's third-grade play

Most girls like play pretties, but you like guns, don’t you?
I don't care a thing in the world about guns. If I did I would have one that worked.

(Sylvia at typewriter) For feminine protection, every day use a hand grenade.

What's Buffy got? A wooden stake, some garlic. Xena has a full arsenal of weapons.