The flag was waving in the wind. Now whether it was waving hello or goodbye, I do not know. - Jarod Kintz

Cats like to cuddle more than any other living creature, including zombies, which are only half dead.

I’ve only been in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky finger. I could have held up my index finger, but I wasn’t in love that long.

I didn’t feel like buying him the jacket he asked for for Christmas, so I just got him a coat hanger with a sticky note attached that read, “Here’s something for you to hang your dreams on, pal.