9 Quotes Tagged: humourous

As soon as one is unhappy one becomes moral.

The trouble with eating Italian is that 5 or 6 days later, you're hungry again.

Always smile first thing in the morning.
Might as well get it over with.

Ever Tried. Ever Failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.

I have seen many a face that was more good-looking — never one that looked half so good.

So you say, with your shiny hair and pouty lips - and those breasts - just wait till you start dropping whelps, they'll be at your ankles one day, big as they are - not the whelps, the breasts. The whelps will be in your hair - no, not the shiny hair on your head, well, yes, that hair, but only as a manner of speech.

Lawyers, I suppose were once children.

No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away...

He felt singularly light-hearted, and the immediate cause was his safety razor. A week ago he had bought the thing in a sudden fit of enterprise, and now he shaved in five minutes, where before he had taken twenty, and no longer confronted his fellows, at least one day in three, with a countenance ludicrously mottled by sticking-plaster.