Andy Weir Quotes

Well, you’re not alone anymore, buddy,” I say. “Neither of us are.

Venkat, tell the investigation committee they’ll have to do their witch hunt without me. And when they inevitably blame Commander Lewis, be advised I’ll publicly refute it. I’m sure the rest of the crew will do the same. Also, please tell them that each and every one of their mothers is a prostitute. — Watney PS: Their sisters, too.

I knew what I had to do — I just didn’t like it. I’d have to blow the remaining two at the same time.
Please don’t quote that last sentence out of context.

Million-mile-high club,” Martinez said. “Nice!

One thing I have in abundance here are bags. They're not much different than kitchen trash bags, though I'm sure they cost $50,000 because of NASA.

How did I end up in this situation? I'm the district sales manager of a napkin factor. Why is my daughter in space?

No. You no can die. You are friend.

Math is not thinking. Math is procedure. Memory is not thinking. Memory is storage. Thinking is thinking. Problem, solution. You and me think same speed. Why, question?

NASA gets to name their missions after gods and stuff, so why can’t I? Henceforth, rover experimental missions will be “Sirius” missions. Get it? Dogs? Well if you don’t, fuck you.

Damn it, Jim, I’m a botanist, not a chemist!

I awoke to the oxygen alarm in my suit. A steady, obnoxious beeping that eventually roused me from a deep and profound desire to just fucking die.

Fuck you,” he said to the planet below.

I’m the first person to be alone on an entire planet.

I can ever prove it was you, I’ll find a way to fire you for it,” Teddy warned. “Sure.” Mitch shrugged. “But if I wasn’t willing to take risks to save lives, I’d…” He thought for a moment. “Well, I guess I’d be you.

The overstimulated kids were literally bouncing off the walls. Lunar gravity is the worst thing to ever happen to parents.