Bill Watterson Quotes

I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!
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Say's the dust speck.

Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?

Even if lives did hang in the balance, it would depend on whose they were.

If you can't win by reason, go for volume.

Calvin: Dad where do babies come from?
Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions.
Calvin: I came from Sears?
Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart - almost as good and a lot cheaper!

Calvin: Why are you crying mom?
Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.
Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.

I'm related to people I don't relate to.

Why waste time learning when ignorance is instantaneous. — -Hobbes

They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.

I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.

I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

Calvin: Know what I pray for?
Hobbes: What?
Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference.