Brian Regan Quotes

American comedian

Add quote

Brian Joseph Regan (born 2 June 1958) is an American stand-up comedian who uses observational, sarcastic, and self-deprecating humor. His performances are relatively clean as he refrains from profanity and off-color humor.

From: Wikiquote (CC BY-SA 4.0)

Alternative Names: Brian Joseph Regan

From Wikidata (CC0)

"Hey, look at me, I'm a moron!|kid

Spell a word wrong, sit down in front of your friends." Yeah, that's great for little egos:|Brian

"Alright kids, up against the wall. It's time for public humiliation. |teacher

Then the spelling bee day, you know, popped up.

'Cause up until that day, I was an idiot, but nobody else knew, you know?

Uh... I don't know. I'd be a lot better off, if I would've studied more, when I was growing up, you know? But, you know, the day where it all went wrong, was the day they started the spelling bee.