Brian Regan Quotes

American comedian

Brian Joseph Regan (born 2 June 1958) is an American stand-up comedian who uses observational, sarcastic, and self-deprecating humor. His performances are relatively clean as he refrains from profanity and off-color humor.

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"No, Brian. No, let me show you.” |teacher

So, she asks this kid, who knew everything, Irwin. |Brian

Um... I before E... ALWAYS. |Brian

"Brian, what the hell are you talking about!?" |Teacher

"Alright kids, up against the wall. It's time for public humiliation. |teacher

Spell a word wrong, sit down in front of your friends." Yeah, that's great for little egos:|Brian

That's why I admired that kid who spelled it wrong, on purpose, so he could sit down, you know|Brian

"K-A-T, I'm outta here." |Kid

Then, as he passed you, |Brian

"Brian, how do you make a word a plural?" |teacher

MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen! There were many of 'em. Many much, moosen. Out in the woods—in the woodes—in the woodsen. The meese want the food. Food is to eatenesen! THE MEESE WANT THE FOOD IN THE WOODENESEN! AND THE FOOD IN THE WOODYENESEN! |Brian

'Oxen. The farmer used his oxen.' |Irwin

He knew he wasn't going to win, so why stand there for 3 hours?|Brian

"No, Brian, no... Let's try another one. Irwin, what's the plural for goose?" |teacher

I don't know. I don't know, really... |Brian