Top 15 Brian Regan Quotes

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Brian Joseph Regan (born 2 June 1958) is an American stand-up comedian who uses observational, sarcastic, and self-deprecating humor. His performances are relatively clean as he refrains from profanity and off-color humor.

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I don't know. I don't know, really... |Brian

"Brian, what the hell are you talking about!?" |Teacher

"German, Jermaine! Jermaine, Jackson! Jackson Five! Tito!

"What are you speaking, German, Brian?" | teacher

"BRIAN! Brian... You're an imbecile." | teacher

MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen! There were many of 'em. Many much, moosen. Out in the woods—in the woodes—in the woodsen. The meese want the food. Food is to eatenesen! THE MEESE WANT THE FOOD IN THE WOODENESEN! AND THE FOOD IN THE WOODYENESEN! |Brian

"Brian, what's the plural for MOOSE?" |teacher

'Geese. I saw a flock... of geese.' | Irwin

"No, Brian, no... Let's try another one. Irwin, what's the plural for goose?" |teacher

Boxen. I bought 2 boxen of doughnuts. |Brian

"Brian, what’s the plural for box?" |teacher

'Oxen. The farmer used his oxen.' |Irwin

“Irwin! Irwin, what is the plural for ox?" |teacher

So, she asks this kid, who knew everything, Irwin. |Brian

"No, Brian. No, let me show you.” |teacher