Top 15 CM Punk Quotes

I'd be doing some pretty evil shit.

Yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo. you see dead people?

I came here to hunt ghosts and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum.

"What's cool and goes click?" (Punk hangs up the phone)

Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out who's left in the boat?

Anybody wanna go shoot some pool?

This going out on the Internet? I'm huge on the Internet! Wrestling nerds one and all are helping us out!

Maybe the ghosts have a glass ceiling? Break through that glass ceiling ghosts! I plan to.

Have you guys ever ghost hunted in Hawaii? No? Well, I have this fat friend... I shouldn't say fat, that might offend him, but he's Samoan and claims to have seen ghosts.

I believe in Mike Jackson.

I'm the kind of person that if I'm not getting something that I need from somewhere. I don't cry about it, I'm like OK I'm going to go here and find what I need.

I'm a guy, for all intents and purposes, never should have even made it to the WWE. I've had roadblock after roadblock after roadblock thrown in my way. But, not only did I get past those roadblocks, I did it while flipping off the people who put up those roadblocks. I feel I have a responsibility to the younger wrestlers on the roster, the ones who aren't signed yet, and the future of pro-wrestling as a whole to help make this place better, and to change this place. I certainly can't change it by sitting on my couch in Chicago.

Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or I´ll eat your dog!

Doubt fucks everything. Take a foundation, no matter how strong, sprinkle generously with doubt, and watch it crumble. Me? I'm unfuckwithable. Not this knee, not bad weather, and certainly not the many men that wish bad intentions on me can stop me. I rise up, not like a phoenix, but like the zombie corpse of Dick Murdoch. This brain-buster is for you.

It's a good time to be CM Punk right now.