Chris Rock Quotes

American comedian, actor, screenwriter, producer, and director

Christopher Julius Rock (born February 7, 1965) is an American comedian, actor, screenwriter, producer and director.

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Birth Name: Christopher Julius Rock III

Alternative Names: Cris Rock • Lil penny • Christopher Rock • Christopher Julius Rock

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Our next presenter is the first woman to ever breast-feed an Apple – Gwyneth Paltrow.

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.

Comedy is the blues for people who can't sing.

I hope that Live Earth ends global warming the same way the Live Aid ended world poverty.

You can't be happy that fire cooks your food and be mad it burns your fingertips.

You can't beat white people, you can only knock them out.