John Collier Quotes

It is a sad reflection on life that when there is only one thing to do it is always extremely unpleasant.

I reflected that where vanity of that sort is to be found on one side of a contract there is always hope on the other.

That does not take you to Hell, said Louis, but only to Barons Court. The mistake is pardonable.

Selfishness and greed, said he, have made the world what it is today.

Alice and Irwin were as simple and as happy as any young couple in a family-style motion picture. In fact, they were even happier, for people were not looking at them all the time and their joys were not restricted by the censorship code.

Take a friendly word of advice. You don't want to make pictures. It’s nothing but worry. Besides, you'll get mixed up with a lot of actors.

There is no bore like a despairing lover.

Pray, sir, said she, tell me only, where am I? Why, in Hell, to be sure, said he, with a hearty laugh. Oh, thank goodness! cried she. I thought I was in Buenos Aires.

To listen, said little Guis, is to be drunk without spending a penny. You think you understand; you seem to fly through the air; you have to burst out laughing.

Now, producers are known to be God-like creatures, and the chief point of resemblance is that they must either create new stars or have no public.

I hope all your mixtures are not as expensive, said Alan apprehensively. Oh, dear, no, said the old man. It would be no good charging you that sort of price for a love potion, for example. Young people who need a love potion very seldom have five thousand dollars. Otherwise they would not need a love potion.

You lovers, said his companion, are surprised by nothing, except first that your mistress should fancy you, and next, that they should fancy someone else.

He knew that I was impressed, but I knew that he wished to impress me. This made us even, except of course that he still had the money.

Franklin Fletcher dreamed of luxury in the form of tiger-skins and beautiful women. He was prepared, at a pinch, to forgo the tiger-skins. Unfortunately the beautiful women seemed equally rare and inaccessible.

Humphrey, dear, she said, we hear you've become famous. Is it true? It's true if you've heard it, he replied. That's what fame is.