Top 15 John Waters Quotes

If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!

It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else.

Being rich is not about how much money you have or how many homes you own; it's the freedom to buy any book you want without looking at the price and wondering if you can afford it.

"You should never read just for "enjoyment." Read to make yourself smarter! Less judgmental. More apt to understand your friends' insane behavior, or better yet, your own. Pick "hard books." Ones you have to concentrate on while reading. And for god's sake, don't let me ever hear you say, "I can't read fiction. I only have time for the truth." Fiction is the truth, fool! Ever hear of "literature"? That means fiction, too, stupid."

We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them.

Collect books, even if you don't plan on reading them right away. Nothing is more important than an unread library.

Life is nothing if you're not obsessed.

I've had it with being nice, understanding, fair and hopeful. I feel like being negative all day. The chip on my shoulder could sink the QE2. I've got an attitude problem and nobody better get in my way...I'm in a bad mood and the whole stupid little world is gonna pay!

I'm always amazed at friends who say they try to read at night in bed but always end up falling asleep. I have the opposite problem. If a book is good I can't go to sleep, and stay up way past my bedtime, hooked on the writing. Is anything better than waking up after a late-night read and diving right back into the plot before you even get out of bed to brush your teeth?

Sometimes I wish I was a woman, just so I could have an abortion.

You have to remember that it is impossible to commit a crime while reading a book.

True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks.

I always wanted to be a juvenile delinquent but my parents wouldn't let me.

If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em! Don’t sleep with people who don’t read!

Nothing is more impotent than an unread library.