Kin Hubbard Quotes

Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely.

Now an' then an innocent man is sent t' th' legislature.

If at first you do succeed don't take any more chances.

Ther's still a few honest folks left but they never seem t' find anything you lose.

It's purty hard t' be efficient without bein' obnoxious.

Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.

Nobuddy ever listened t' reason on a empty stomach.

Never tell the box-office man that you can't hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can't see either.

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried a hatchet.

An executive is a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.

When a fellow says that it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money.

Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.

Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.