Mignon McLaughlin Quotes

When we first fall in love, we feel that we know all there is to know about life, and perhaps we are right.

No one can understand love who has not experienced infatuation. And no one can understand infatuation, no matter how many times he has experienced it.

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

Hate leaves ugly scars, love leaves beautiful ones.

No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved.

Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and difficult as that.

Tough and funny and a little bit kind: that is as near to perfection as a human being can be.

People who won't have a TV set in their house get more pleasure from their refusal than most of us get from TV.

It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.

I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and then put them in my mouth.

If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they'll stop making it tomorrow; if it's all three, they stopped making it yesterday.

Whether or not you love television, you've got to admit that it certainly loves itself.

A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners.

Being Irish is, no matter how real, a pose.