Top 13 Ol' Dirty Bastard Quotes

American rapper (1968–2004)

Russell Jones (November 15, 1968 – November 13, 2004) was an American rapper who went by the stage name Ol' Dirty Bastard (often shortened to ODB). He was one of the founding members of the hip hop group Wu-Tang Clan.

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Pen Names: Ol' Dirty Bastard (ODB)

Birth Name: Russell Tyrone Jones

Alternative Names: ODB • Osiris • Dirt Dog • Dirt McGirt • O.D.B. • Ason Unique • The Specialist • Joe Bananas • Ol' Dirt Dawg • The Bebop Specialist • The Professor • Cyrus • Prince Delight • Dirty Schultz • Freeloading Rusty • Ol' Dirty Blocks • Young Dirty • Ol' Dirty Chinese Restaurant • BZA • RJ the Mad Specialist • The Man of All Rainbows • Roll Fizzlebeef • Big Box o' Chili • Dirk Hardpec • Peanut the Kidnapper • Hasaan • Ill Irving the Murderer • Super Bastard • Osiris the Father • Unique Ason • Ol' Dirt Schultz • The Drunken Master Styles • Dirt the Flirt • Barney Kool Breeze • Blunted Sultan • Big Baby Jesus • Russell T. Jones • Russel Jones • Ossirus

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Keep it nappy or braided up
Dirty in the cockpit, blazin' up (FIRE!)

Run-uhhn-uuhhn-uhhn, nominated at awards
Back in the days drivin' an Accord

I'm immune to all viruses
I get the cocaine it cleans out my sinuses
Kill all the government microchips in my body
I'm the paranoid nigga at your party
I kill all my enemies at birth!
Shut the fuck up!
Bitch and let my slide my hands up your skirt

Oh baby
I dedicate this to all the pretty girls
All the pretty girls
Its on [echo]
All the pretty girls, in the world
And the ugly girls too
Cause to me your pretty anyways baby<p>I don't have no trouble with you fucking me
But I have a little problem wit you not fucking me

What y'all thought y'all wasn't gon' see me? I'm the Osiris of this shit!"

You know God damn well I don't smoke this shit Meth
*coughing* Know damn well I don't smoke this sheyit
Know damn well!

First things first man you're fucking with the worst
I'll be sticking pins in your head like a fucking nurse
I'll attack any nigga who's slack in his mack
Come fully packed with a fat rugged stack<p>While you sleep I be the God on point, with Scottie Pippen
As I, jump on stage, flip rip a show
Strip and rip a hoe, wayyy like Bo
Jackson while I'm still taxin maxin
Relaxin sittin back sellin good tracks and
Again and again when I rock the jam

When it comes to children, Wu-Tang is for the children.

Do I let my children listen to my music?' Of course I do. Shoot, the worst curse is a lie.

Yeah nigga, fart that shit. [referring to a vulgar method of lighting marijuana]

Everyday, like probably three times a day, I'd jerk my dick off so much that the prisoners would say yo Ol' Dirty chill the fuck out. Every girl I saw on T.V., her ass looked funny to me, and i just kept jerkin my dick off, every fucking day and night.

I'm into all assholes. I like it because it's tinier than a pussyhole. It's so tiny, it's tinier than a clitoris. When i get the feeling of licking a york peppermint patty, it's a sensation.

Ladies don't love shit. Ladies just act like they love. You understand what I'm sayin'? It's an act when it comes to Ol Dirty Bastard. They ACT like they love Ol Dirty - ladies don't love Ol Dirty Bastard because … Ol Dirty Bastard is busy lovin' them. They might like Ol Dirty Bastard, know what I'm sayin? They might listen to his music or something, but really they don't pay no mind. They pay nothing no mind, nothing is paid a mind to, really, on this earth. It's just living, and dying. The world is a big ball of fire and it's just burning with no feeling.

Top 13 Ol' Dirty Bastard Quotes

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