Top 15 Peter Sellers Quotes

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me, but I had it surgically removed

When you have been killed as many times as I have, you get used to it.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the WAR ROOM!!!

If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am.

A person can destroy me with two words. It can just be the way they say them, the inflection.

Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat

There used to be a me, but I had it surgically removed.

I writhe when I see myself on the screen. I'm such a dreadfully clumsy hulking image. I say to myself, "Why doesn't he get off? Why doesn't he get off?" I mean, I look like such an idiot. Some fat awkward thing dredged up from some third-rate drama company. I must stop thinking about it, otherwise I shan't be able to go on working.

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle!

Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

I'm a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I'm working.

If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.

To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience.

People will swim through shit if you put a few bob in it.

There is no me. I do not exist … There used to be a me, but I had it surgically removed.