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American pornographic actor (born 1953)

Ron Jeremy (born March 12, 1953) is an American pornographic actor, writer, filmmaker, actor and stand-up comedian.

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Birth Name: Ronald Jeremy Hyatt

Also Known As: The Hedgehog

Alternative Names: Ron Jeremy Hyatt • David Elliott • Ron Jemery Hyatt • Ron Jeremey • Ronnie Hyatt • Ron Jermey • B. Blackman • Bill Blackman • Big Daddy • Hedgehog • The Porn King • David Elliot

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You cannot blame porn. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island.

I had found somebody who lived a life as unconventional as my own. She above anybody would understand that monogamy had nothing to do with my feelings for her. I could go to work and have sex with countless beautiful women, and at the end of the day I'd come home to her and be as devoted as ever. And when she made porn films, it worked the same way. I would call it emotional monogamy...physical nonmonogamy.

How big are you, really? I always say that I'm two inches... from the floor.

If somebody wants to compete, I'll just pull out enough to win.

I can count how many times I used condoms on one hand. The answer is "zero". You put them on your penis, not your hand.

Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success.

Jeremy will be in Kutztown on Monday, September 26, debating the adult film industry with Susan Cole. We have a good relationship. We respect each other and nothing is taken personal.

My father is a physicist and to some extent, has some physicist's envy for my vocation.

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