Steve Boyett Quotes

Innocence is in many ways ignorance.

The end of the world turned out to be something I preferred to fantasize about rather than experience.

I don’t think I believe Evil exists. I believe selfishness does.

A difference which makes no difference is no difference.

The Boyett Style Guide: (a) anything worth doing is worth overdoing (I can’t write a check if it isn’t in iambic pentameter); (b) anything worth saying is worth saying three times; (c) leave no literary stone unturned; (d) fill all cracks, paint all surfaces, and illuminate all dark corners; and (e) whenever two or more metaphors are suitable, use them all. I never metaphor I didn’t like.

Life goes on, yes, and our capacity for self-deception accompanies it.

The National Hot Air Museum is just down the road a piece, he added. "Better known by its branch names: the Capitol and the White House.

Nothing’s worth living for if there aren’t things you think are worth dying for.

Tip: utopian and floral town names are inversely proportional to their hellholishness.

You had to be a virgin to touch a unicorn...
A flush crept up my neck. Okay, so I’d touched her. Being a virgin had some advantages after all. Hooray.

Change implies cause, and cause implies source. Things don’t just happen.

'Different laws of physics,' said Ariel, "and 'supernatural' seem synonymous to me.

But we've got to be quiet. Understand?"
"I know how to be quiet. Even girls can do it, under pressure.

Language is a biggie, too. I utterly loathe fantasy novels in which characters stride thusly up yon hill. Walk up the damned thing, for the love of god. This Renaissance Faire lily-gilding has damaged the veracity of contemporary fantasy more than any single quality I can think of (though arguably the inability of many fantasy [and science fiction] writers to have the perspective to see how often they engage in what Freud called “projection” may be an equal culprit in the self-ghettoization of fantasy and science fiction as literary forms).

Don’t go looking for adventure; you might find it.