I’m hard to love, but I love hard, like my heart is the sun yearning to tan your naked body. I promise I won’t burn you. - Jarod Kintz

Professional wrestling is a lot like cuddling, I thought as I hugged a tree. As far as lumberjacks go, I’m slow, but when the tree finally falls for me, it falls hard.

"If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love, I'd say, "Now." But you'd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast."

I like wearing a blindfold while watching movies, so that I can focus on the dialogue. My favorite flicks are the silent movies.